I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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