Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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