do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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