i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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