just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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