I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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