I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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