You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
