but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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