I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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