Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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