i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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