Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I believe in your delicious
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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