this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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