Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my shit smells like andre
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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