THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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