My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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