DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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