Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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