we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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