so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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