Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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