no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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