We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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