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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yo im tryna cop a beej tonight

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.

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• (858): View more from California

  So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Don't tell me you're on acid again

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