and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something