Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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