What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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