Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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