yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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