can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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