ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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