Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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