question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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