they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
whose parrot is this?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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