they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Every concussion has its silver lining
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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