Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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