there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Girls should come with a carfax report
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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