Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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