jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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