how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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