I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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