Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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