My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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