I wannas sexs uuuuu
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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