Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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