How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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