Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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