So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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