RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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