i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
