You're so nebulous sometimes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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