we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I just found a bag of teeth...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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