Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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