Your mouth is God's brothel.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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