So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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