...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i've created a new STD.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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