dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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