She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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